tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9699568540854268842024-03-13T08:12:25.664-07:00Le Migliori BarzelletteTante Barzellette, Risate e Divertimento!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-75232212288750383252009-05-04T05:52:00.000-07:002009-05-04T05:56:49.628-07:00Barzelletta Matrimonio 001<strong>Un'amico all'altro:</strong> ho appena portato il cane dal veterinario.. perché continua a mordere mia moglie!<br />- Che gli ha fatto? l'hai fatto abbattere?<br />- No gli ho fatto arrotare i denti!<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331951910452964242" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 80px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 80px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgQsk1sh4NUkKjn_6n6sbZnR9MrTGW-Jd4Mdj7iPioAO3wDwBc-GiXi8JWhZR1WJoOCEaj96K27X_OP7d6gvzcjYS5eDrfcfRenB4pchUsSIUxa7edFgAFVMvXkSey0w7zjQeVIzWdy8g/s320/canche.jpg" border="0" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-40461167352978729612009-05-04T05:34:00.000-07:002009-05-04T05:42:11.600-07:00Barzelletta Carbinieri 011Un Carabiniere arriva contento in centrale, si rivolge al suo superiore dicendo: <div>- <strong>Il Carabiniere</strong>: Ieri ho finito un bel puzzle!</div><div>- <strong>Il Superiore:</strong> Quanto ci hai messo?</div><div>- <strong>Il Carabiniere:</strong> 2 anni e qualche mese..</div><div>- <strong>Il Superiore: </strong>Ma, mi sembra molto</div><div>- <strong>Il Carabiniere</strong>: Ma va, se sulla scatola c'era scritto da 3 ai 7 anni!!<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331948093176696194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 80px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 80px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7G8SP6V_RcTipOOMVjuz5Fv2Gr3jI0mlAxaDhhOFC1_kuqcd3LCneKQx4mW1m7_OefMrAZTfcyACrtecSJ6ATqYBFzzOFw2xPjTgsLO_Cg47wHbYzUSIfbZSIkZUdlPQ0NXnacCbCRZo/s320/smile.gif" border="0" /></div><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-44773897177336609762009-05-04T05:26:00.000-07:002009-05-04T05:34:11.060-07:00Barzelletta Dottore 001Dottore, dottore... mi rivolgo a lei perché ho un grosso problema! <div>- Mi dica pure:</div><div>- Tutti mi dicono che sono ninfomane!</div><div>- Vediamo subito cosa si può fare, nel frattempo se mi molla un attimo l'uccello, le misuro la pressione!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331946072922462274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 80px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 80px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVpU5GMHKoALSzaQuDQBLWU3r3i0wt3yA1xSz8aOMl4ln75uUKEmJ0qC76lIEPUjNKZuj-b_IHXA_XWwCSfYiaLNasvklh-LdC4hY2wF_ApWmJgTf_ShQb21CtxjbW3VPwBuBpWwRRpmc/s320/vatar2.jpg" border="0" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-8479760353645211772009-04-12T05:49:00.000-07:002009-04-12T05:59:49.359-07:00Barzelle Berlusconi 002<span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;">Sapete perché Berlusconi non naviga su Internet???<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Perché non riesce a connettere !<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhymYCIycR1ijbXne-KORlZ7HvnCMiMNXEERvWhxGhm24QB7FmBziY8Cn23HZ8tzJr3mXL5iuMnmpVEv6HYc1Igiyg2Bx5Ue4ovcIno0wMpi9LTR9-ABzArdi1oR8pMgoqqVJHl91UoYTU/s1600-h/gattini.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 92px; height: 92px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhymYCIycR1ijbXne-KORlZ7HvnCMiMNXEERvWhxGhm24QB7FmBziY8Cn23HZ8tzJr3mXL5iuMnmpVEv6HYc1Igiyg2Bx5Ue4ovcIno0wMpi9LTR9-ABzArdi1oR8pMgoqqVJHl91UoYTU/s320/gattini.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323788174368528882" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-59644208999687427642009-04-10T01:32:00.000-07:002009-04-10T01:36:11.626-07:00Barzelletta Berlusconi 001La segretaria di Berlusconi: "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Cavaliere:avrei bisogno di fare un po di spazio, posso bruciare le pratiche vecchie?"</span><br />"<span style="font-weight: bold;">Splendida idea, ma prima ne faccia una fotocopia.</span>"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8iHGpOJLvAhEbk_Dfae-FOAI5fvm9oJFFTDZxmUkq7wtq9Uqix0pIuU0WsfbU5_qtHtRUwBtK9VYHWLsPQgylCBqyIqZlbjFqytB1hqrGvgMtw467l6tk5tJsMZRphzPIS5uaesZngL0/s1600-h/gatto_leone.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8iHGpOJLvAhEbk_Dfae-FOAI5fvm9oJFFTDZxmUkq7wtq9Uqix0pIuU0WsfbU5_qtHtRUwBtK9VYHWLsPQgylCBqyIqZlbjFqytB1hqrGvgMtw467l6tk5tJsMZRphzPIS5uaesZngL0/s320/gatto_leone.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322978705959974770" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-85845919472001654062009-04-09T03:47:00.000-07:002009-04-09T03:51:40.526-07:00Barzelletta Carabinieri 010Un'automobilista chiede ad un carabiniere:<br />"<strong>Mi può dire qual'è la via più veloce per il cimitero?"</strong><br /><br />Ed il carabiniere: "<strong>Alla prima curva che trova vada dritto</strong>"....<br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322642237848833474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 100px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 75px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ7dDGfzKs8uZRkvXYcxcUB8xgD9F4Uz77D6p1ZnQZGvQbRftRIio5g-Y6xCV_WBEFGOkuFoQn_400R6I9orwq4eUdXm0PMTs-WPIchaQiYYXkKSyaVRnk5yBFSdtlZHjxC0mmkH1w3xA/s320/car.jpg" border="0" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-79359546732440937572009-04-08T02:21:00.000-07:002009-04-08T02:28:19.328-07:00Barzelletta Carabinieri 009<span class="message">Sai perche' i <span style="font-weight: bold;">Carabinieri</span> devono tendere un<span style="font-weight: bold;"> filo d'acciao </span>tra la sirena e il lampeggiante?<br /></span><ul><li><span class="message">Per stendere il verbale.</span></li></ul><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihaDBzw6ZxyNdUymptIX1OJBquK40-YjRhTAJusQLTCH3zqVn_MUsqBB9wEb8LjmCefPzrUQwCbZwkmOR4MoGKGFPGz7YR_1WVKctOqU4hSBIr4G7DHOIspf0FPS8dpMFSdZhY62LuC5k/s1600-h/struzzo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 100px; height: 75px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihaDBzw6ZxyNdUymptIX1OJBquK40-YjRhTAJusQLTCH3zqVn_MUsqBB9wEb8LjmCefPzrUQwCbZwkmOR4MoGKGFPGz7YR_1WVKctOqU4hSBIr4G7DHOIspf0FPS8dpMFSdZhY62LuC5k/s320/struzzo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322249613728413330" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-84833605133587666332009-04-07T02:14:00.000-07:002009-04-07T02:55:05.963-07:00Barzelletta Carabinieri 008Cosa ci fa un <span style="font-weight: bold;">Carabiniere</span> davanti al computer??? ... <span style="font-weight: bold;">Arresta il sistema !!!<br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ8zDwIa3KMxPd9aisAS_1yfNA6pfW7E4Lm44SllErBq5alAeICPL9D2UHPehqAA0JNSGDKFg-KYMItj1twf9gBftVFDckzDoSurI4cy2wSH5HmwAYCUh3n-AmJDyGafhLGFZtwVFiUoY/s1600-h/pingu.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ8zDwIa3KMxPd9aisAS_1yfNA6pfW7E4Lm44SllErBq5alAeICPL9D2UHPehqAA0JNSGDKFg-KYMItj1twf9gBftVFDckzDoSurI4cy2wSH5HmwAYCUh3n-AmJDyGafhLGFZtwVFiUoY/s320/pingu.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321885763989170626" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-29312950382703960292009-03-16T05:18:00.000-07:002009-03-16T13:54:28.175-07:00Barzelletta Carabinieri 007<ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Posto di blocco dei carabinieri: </span>Documenti, prego!</li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Il Conducente: </span>Digos</li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Carabiniere:</span> Los documentos, por favor!</li></ul><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBYJh616XTt4i7A6kVRkZIzoAaUaVH_s77ZhnDKag-_M7occqDKMe4GsDHPtsnwhLVC_vC7cbdZWDFbbUp9DL33VAoAp5VCU0uGHXpeMTKKZSoqgjRgDlVV-kRnK0ltvrTZgUzLolX3dI/s1600-h/smila.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 80px; height: 59px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBYJh616XTt4i7A6kVRkZIzoAaUaVH_s77ZhnDKag-_M7occqDKMe4GsDHPtsnwhLVC_vC7cbdZWDFbbUp9DL33VAoAp5VCU0uGHXpeMTKKZSoqgjRgDlVV-kRnK0ltvrTZgUzLolX3dI/s320/smila.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313891763899987906" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-57119178810837593862009-03-16T05:03:00.000-07:002009-04-07T03:09:51.873-07:00Barzelletta Carabinieri 006Un Carabiniere chiama l'aereoporto per avere delle informazioni:<br /><ul><li>Mi scusi, quanto tempo impiega il volo Milano-Palermo?</li></ul><ul><li>Il Centralinista: Un attimo….</li></ul><ul><li> E il Carabiniere: "Grazie" e riattacca.</li></ul><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiheEK2yLoZCYG1mX9ZWOCYrz6j-Q9FEtZkY1J0kWs66KaKnmggVuWHKLishNcEM6oYNYsnTnUrbL_-uXgyv2s3M7gjGphLVWBi2Vo84qHsdt_moZlx2ClO6FeCkwNzTj8sJP_QLGwSsxM/s1600-h/bambi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 95px; height: 100px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiheEK2yLoZCYG1mX9ZWOCYrz6j-Q9FEtZkY1J0kWs66KaKnmggVuWHKLishNcEM6oYNYsnTnUrbL_-uXgyv2s3M7gjGphLVWBi2Vo84qHsdt_moZlx2ClO6FeCkwNzTj8sJP_QLGwSsxM/s320/bambi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321889346156098658" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-42324411276910196192009-03-16T04:44:00.000-07:002009-04-07T03:10:37.776-07:00Barzelletta Carabinieri 005Due Carabinieri camminano di notte vicino ad un cantiere.<br />Aun certo punto uno urla all'altro:<br /><ul><li style="font-weight: bold;">Attento al cemento!</li><li>Perché?</li><li>E' ARMATO!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizHKrfoVGIPgAyGgMKtRLrpsG74nallO5u8Kf30z5R9G7flfzBJe6lhfi0en8jaRcw-lMqauuBjM4w_6tL9vh0JEhnG3aoa63Vs6zNHbSeUFqjTPnePKGOQ_IB8icTElCoky5gFEaXcTw/s1600-h/gattojpg.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizHKrfoVGIPgAyGgMKtRLrpsG74nallO5u8Kf30z5R9G7flfzBJe6lhfi0en8jaRcw-lMqauuBjM4w_6tL9vh0JEhnG3aoa63Vs6zNHbSeUFqjTPnePKGOQ_IB8icTElCoky5gFEaXcTw/s320/gattojpg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321889811779573458" border="0" /></a></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-14940067773999744842009-03-13T12:22:00.000-07:002009-04-07T03:11:08.680-07:00Barzelletta Carabinieri 004<span class="message">Un carabiniere che dice a un altro...<br /></span><ul><li><span class="message">io vado in vacanza a cavallo fra giugno e agosto</span></li></ul><span class="message">l'altro risponde:</span><ul><li><span class="message">anche io! pero' in treno.</span></li></ul><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJ1ysl6v_FeyMyvdq9WuI02pod39i0I-3DDbuwHYSoOwS_tB_1nqsybdmVICJ-MTdFsfZkpNdI3IgK-0Db1GNmbahN69clgsVtY7EPcMd3Bqo7lh6EVUGhOI8nwqRRerxJxhSO8TCFiec/s1600-h/avatar_4279.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 100px; height: 98px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJ1ysl6v_FeyMyvdq9WuI02pod39i0I-3DDbuwHYSoOwS_tB_1nqsybdmVICJ-MTdFsfZkpNdI3IgK-0Db1GNmbahN69clgsVtY7EPcMd3Bqo7lh6EVUGhOI8nwqRRerxJxhSO8TCFiec/s320/avatar_4279.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321887102551697426" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-54922562069943947282009-03-13T12:21:00.000-07:002009-03-13T12:22:08.955-07:00Barzelletta Carabinieri 003<ul><li><span class="message">Cosa fa un carabiniere in macchina con un cucchiaio fuori dal finestrino?</span></li><li><span class="message">Imbocca la strada...</span></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-71871303442364220202009-03-13T12:15:00.000-07:002009-03-16T04:49:48.183-07:00Barzelletta Carabinieri 002<span class="message">Un automobilista chiede ad un carabiniere:<br /></span><ul><li><span class="message">Scusi qual è la strada piu veloce per il cimitero?</span></li></ul><span class="message">Ed il carabiniere:<br /></span><ul><li><span class="message">Alla prima curva che trova vada dritto....</span></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-21063540284209190062009-03-13T12:10:00.000-07:002009-03-13T12:15:39.532-07:00Barzelletta Carabinieri 001<ul><li><span class="message">Sai perche' i Carabinieri devono tendere un filo d'acciao tra la sirena e il lampeggiante? </span></li><li><span class="message">Per stendere il verbale.</span></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-30706980792580100422009-03-11T11:06:00.000-07:002009-03-11T11:08:27.416-07:00Barzelletta Genovese 008<ul><li>Partita di calcio Sampdoria-Genoa.</li><li>L'arbitro lancia la monetina, duemila feriti...</li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-63945823936168444932009-03-11T11:03:00.000-07:002009-03-14T07:44:36.564-07:00Barzelletta Genovese 007<ul><li>Un signore genovese torna a casa prima dal lavoro. </li><li>Davanti a casa vede posteggiato il furgoncino di un idraulico. </li><li>Alzando lo sguardo al cielo esclama: "Ti prego, Signore, fa che sia il suo amante..."</li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-11731151338728820562009-03-11T10:56:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:58:53.279-07:00Barzelletta Genovese 006Un gruppo di genovesi rimangono bloccati da una tormenta di neve in un rifugio in montagna.<br />Alcuni giorni dopo arrivano i soccorsi e bussano alla porta:<br /><ul><li>"Chi è?"</li><li>"È la Croce Rossa"</li><li>"Grazie, ma abbiamo già dato!"</li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-58541263559403225132009-03-11T10:46:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:48:43.718-07:00Barzelletta Genovese 005<span style="font-weight: bold;">In prigione a Genova:</span><br /><ul><li>"Perché sei qui tu?"</li><li>"Perché ho rubato dei gioielli infrangendo una vetrina con una mazza»</li><li>"<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Belin</span>, e ti hanno beccato sul fatto?»</li><li>"No, il giorno dopo quando sono andato a riprendermi la mazza!"</li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-86726821518612887522009-03-11T10:41:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:45:37.323-07:00Barzelletta Genovese 004<ul><li>Un genovese al bar, ordina un doppio whisky. </li><li>Sta per bere, quando si accorge che una mosca sta nuotando nel whisky. </li><li>Con aria furente la tira fuori dal bicchiere e la posa sul tavolo, premendola tra le dita: "Sputa, bastarda, sputa!"</li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-60796405424143610872009-03-11T10:37:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:41:06.390-07:00Barzelletta Genovese 003<ul><li>Un signore genovese torna a casa dopo aver comprato una costosa bottiglia di vino. Scivola sulle scale di casa e cade a terra. </li></ul>Poco dopo sente del liquido colare sulla schiena... "Dio, speriamo che sia sangue..."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-74984489752193477312009-03-10T07:15:00.000-07:002009-03-10T07:19:19.287-07:00Bazelletta Genovese 002Un genovese sta espletando le funzioni fisiologiche in un bagno alla turca.<br />Dalla tasca gli cade una monetina da 5 centesimi che finisce proprio sopra il mucchietto.<br />Il genovese la guarda un po' schifato, allora prende una moneta da 1 euro e la butta nella turca.<br /><ul><li>Per 20 centesimi non ci metto le mani, ma per 1 euro e 20 le mani nella merda ce le metto eccome!!!</li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969956854085426884.post-32226294070476805772009-03-10T07:07:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:37:37.337-07:00Bazelletta Genovese 001<ul><li>Perché i genovesi guardano i film porno al contrario?</li><li>Perché gli piace il lieto fine, quando la prostituta restituisce i soldi al cliente!!!</li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0